Allen Van Andreas was molded from clay and baked in the fiery pits of hell. When he rose from the inferno, his masters gave him only one instruction: to play the guitar.
Matheus Von Thompson was adopted and raised by Yeti in the Himalayas. The corrosive Yeti milk that he suckled from his mother’s hairy teat transformed his throat into that of a Yeti. When he speaks, the earth trembles and little children cry.
When Adrian Gorman-Vun-Walsh was a child, he found an old, old wooden bass guitar on top of a mountain. For the next fifteen years, he would stand on top of the mountain and play the bass while screaming like a maniac. The locals dubbed him “the wild bass man of the west”, and got together to dance with him every year. Then he killed them all.
Kinky Kazuya is a drum-playing robot from Japan. Yoko Ono built him in the 60′s to replace Ringo as the Beatles’ drummer, but he kept touching George Harrison inappropriately, so they had him shipped back to Sano to work in a ramen shop.
From the darkest corners of the globe, these four musicians have come together to make the blackest, most brutal metal known to humanity: Viking Metal. They are Vice Lords of Valhalla.
